Make sure that you read all the fine print before signing any endorsement deals. Unbeknownst to me, by accepting the financial assistance of the AHP Changagi Party Meats Company, I also agreed to cover any shifts missed at their North Platte plant and processing facility, and Gary's been out for a couple of weeks now on his honeymoon. I have to pull a double shift on the days when Wayne's gone for his dialysis. It's been tough work, but you can literally taste the results of my hard work.
Mention this blog post at your local AHP Changagi Party Meats Company retailer and receive $1.00 off your purchase of new Glizzards: the genetically hybridized flesh product that *doesn't* skimp on flavor!
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